In honor of National Chemistry Week, we have compiled this list of our favorite (admittedly cheesy) chemistry jokes. Enjoy!
Chemistry teacher to student: “I’ve got my ion you.”
Why do chemists learn about ammonia first? It’s pretty basic stuff.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
A chemist was reading a book on helium. He couldn’t put it down.
Oil and vinegar is great if you’re looking for something to put on a salad, but it’s not a permanent solution.
Do you know your acid from your alkali? Or are you a bit basic?
Know any good jokes about sodium? Na.
How often do I like jokes about chemistry? Periodically.
Potassium went on a date with oxygen. It went “OK”.
“Oh”! The element of surprise.
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? Hehe
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer joined up, they would be alloys!
Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber? To reduce his carbon footprint.
I would make another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.