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Not Your Mother's Science Jokes

Not Your Mother's Science Jokes

We researched all the best science jokes so don’t have to! Here are our top 12 (admittedly cheesy) ones. Enjoy!

A 3rd grader: "Bodies in motion remain in motion, & bodies at rest stay in bed unless their moms wake them up."

Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?

I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.

It is reported that Copernicus' parents said the following to him at the age of twelve: "Copernicus, young man, when are you going to come to terms with the fact that the world does not revolve around you."

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled to thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.

The bad news is that the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Amoebas is shrinking. The good news is that none of the amoebas have lost any members.

Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms

Teacher: "What is the definition of a protein?'
Student: "A protein is something that is made up of mean old acids."

Teacher: "What kind of tails do opossums have?"
Student: "Reprehensible ones"

This list of jokes existed in all possible states before you observed it. Now it has collapsed into a single state. We hope you’re satisfied. ;-)


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